People have told us we’re pretty sharp here, so we’re going to try to be even more clef-er. We know that sometimes these attempts can lead to treble, because the puns don’t always measure up–occasionally, they may even fall flat.
In fact, because jokes are not necessarily our forté, maybe our staff should scale back on these pitches–we really don’t want to harmony one! Perhaps we should guitar act together and change our tone soon–before we go mute or, even worse, rise to a crescendo!
(We’ve heard that this can happen if the G-string is too tight!)
On that note, it’s time to take a minuet to get in tune with reality, and hopefully, avoid going off-key! We want to stay away from any and all minor setbacks! After all, we don’t want you to de-bass your opinion of us.
To that end, all the volunteers are working in concert, preparing to greet you again. We don’t want to harp on it, but we are expecting to see you on Tuesday, January 10th when we re-open our doors and start conducting business again. We’ve had a lovely holiday rest and now plan to start again with major enthusiasm as a prelude to a spirited new year!
Of that we are all in accord, right?